My Man's Place Is In The Kitchen (Lifestyle)
- Woman says her husband's job is to cook, clean, take out garbage, and rub her feet. In other news, first magical vagina discovered.
Slap Contest Ends in Knockout (Entertainment)
- This poor drunk dude is so little that he barely can reach the other guys face and eventually the blows are too much for him.
No Boxing Gold Medal For You (Funny)
- A woman attempts to hold her own in an amateur boxing match but eventually gets a quick brutal reminder of why she shouldn't quit her day job.
Forgot My Panties (Funny)
- This cute girl forgets her panties in the dressing room and goes back in while guys are getting undressed to put them back on - in front of them.